this is an archival reconstruction of my account from april 21st, 2012. i was 12 years old at the same. none of the content has been edited in any way, aside from the format. i basically haven't read these since i wrote them so, WYSIWYG.

looking at this now is very, how the kids say, "cringe," but what's even more "cringe" is the sheer amount of content that i created on the internet during my childhood that is now lost forever. maybe there was some of it i never wanted to see again, and that's ok. but sometimes i think about how much genuine joy and creativity there was during this time in my life, and knowing that i will never be able to see what i made ever again hurts a lot. so i'm saving as much as i can, starting with the single archived version of my account that i was able to find on the internet archive.


since: 09-17-10, id: 2542346, Profile Updated: 12-19-11

Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Hunger Games, Invader Zim, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.


Sweden: Th's 's m' w'f'.

Finland: -blushes-


Sweden: This is... er... my wife?

Finland: -stabs-

Join me, if you will, in the Team Switzerland Multi-Fandom Pledge, which has since been changed by countless people to a hundred odd variations in support of fandom:

I will not say any pairing is stupid, wrong, sick, bad, or disgusting. I will not say anything that would start a flame war or rile up other people. I will not express the ideology that my preferred pairing(s) is (are) better than all others. I will not mock anyone for their choice in pairing, nor will I cite canon against people who ship a non-canon pairing. I will not join in any on-going flame wars. In all my writing, I will warn for the pairing and refuse to respond to flames/reviews that are an obvious attempt to get me to fight over what I've written. I will cognitively realize that people who write a different pairing than I do have every right to do so and I will respectfully leave them alone to write in peace. I will remain aware at all times that writing is supposed to be about enjoying fiction, thus realizing that there is no reason to get worked up over it. If I ever find myself in the position of moderator, admin or other site power, I will enforce a strict no ship war and anti-flame policy to the best of my abilities over as many people as possible.

Sincerely Pledged,


'We're just entering conceptual space. Imagine...a banana. Or anything curved. Actually, don't, because it's not curved...or like a banana. FORGET THE BANANA!'


Yaoi: Canada/Prussia, America/England, Germany/Italy, HRE/Chibitalia, Greece/Japan, Russia/China, Sweden/Finland - Roy/Ed - Sweden/Aland, Norway/Denmark (For some reason I think Sweden/Denmark is cuter. Dunno why. But as soon as I saw Aland pwn'ing Finland, I knew he and Sweden were perfect, so I decided to ship Nor/Den too XD)

Het: Austria/Hungary - Hughes/Gracia, Olivier/Miles, Parallel!Scar/Parallel!Lust

Crack: Father/Truth, Selim/Elicia, Barry the Chopper/Riza - Wales/New Zealand

I can’t tell you my real name. Just call me Skittles or Birilli. ‘Kay? ‘Kay.

DoctorWho1999 is an epic person :U I know her in real life. AS IS ROCHUFOREVER!

IM A TOTAL FANGIRL. If I like something, I will not shut up about it. So be warned, my friends~ For example, I'm obsessed with Doctor Who, Hetalia, and Fullmetal Alchemist / Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherthood.

Write down your 10 favorite Hetalia characters in no particular order then answer the questions!

1. Lithuania
2. Spain
3. Poland
4. Sealand
5. China
6. Italy
7. Japan
8. Romano
9. Russia
10. Greece

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Lithuania. I’d be like, “OHMYGOSHHI!” Then I’d squeal. Then I’d hug him. Then I’d slap him for being in my room in the middle of the night.

2 asked you to go out with him?

Spain. “SURE WHEN I’M OLD ENOUGH SO THAT THIS WON’T BE WEIRD- Oh, wait. I forgot about your little tsundere tomato. I’m sorry, but this won’t work.”

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?


4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?


5 cooked you dinner?

China. I’d squeal, eat the food, and then obsess over how amazing sweet-and-sour chicken is. THEN I’D GLOMP HIM.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Italy. “Naaaw…. Look how adorable he is!~”

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?


8 got into the hospital somehow?

Romano. “Oh hell, I don’t want to be the one to tell Spain…” I’d stay by his bedside and yell at the doctors to make him better already.

9 made fun of your friends?

Russia. “Y-Yep, you’re right, R-Russia! I c-completely agree w-with you….” I’d try not to get dead.

10 ignored you all the time?

Greece. I’d be sad, because I couldn’t steal his cats and I couldn’t hook him up with Japan. WHO I’M APPARENTLY RELATED TO NOW.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Lithuania. He’d be all, “U-um… you shouldn’t k-kill people… It’s not very n-nice…” And then I’d be dead. TAT

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Spain!~ He’d call an ambulance, then probably try to fix it himself and make it worse. But who cares? I WAS ON VACATION WITH SPAIN! :D

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Poland. Either a short pink dress or a schoolgirl outfit, probably.

“Um… Poland?”

“Like, yeah?~”

“…These gifts are shit. You can keep them for yourself…”

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Sealand. He’d call 911 and tell them what’s going on while I try to save my laptop from the flames.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

China. He’d try to make me feel better. “Don’t worry, aru! I’m sure (EMBARRESSING THING HERE) will go just fine!”

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

How Italy’s gonna react if I’m gonna marry Greece? O.O “Ve~ I wish you guys the best! I’ll be at the wedding~”

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Japan. “…Here’s Fullmetal Alchemist on DVD.”


You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Romano? XD “Don’t calm down! Go beat the crap out of that bastard! He deserves it!”

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Russia. “Kol kol kol kol, I’m sure you won’t get last place.” THAT’S TOTALLY HELPFUL RUSSIA.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Greece. “Nyeh… I can’t sleep. Stop laughing or go away, please…” Then I’d feel bad, stop laughing, and steal one of his cats.

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

…Liet? I dream about Lithuania? WHAT UNIVERSE DO YOU LIVE IN? XD

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Spain has deep, hidden love for RUSSIA?! “Spain, I hate to tell you this, but… One: YOU’RE INSANE, AND BEING CONTROLLED BY A MEME. Two: Belarus would kill you and rip your entrails out before letting you anywhere NEAR Russia. And three: SPAMANO AND ROCHU, DAMN IT!”

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

I’m dating Poland? That wouldn’t work XD

“Hey, I’m, like, Feliks. I’m like, totally psyched to meet you guys and stuff. So, do you guys, like, have any piroshky?”

“….You’re breaking up. Now.”

4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Sealand AGAIN? Aw shit, that means this kid has problems. What are Finland and Sweden TEACHING THIS POOR CHILD?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Italy and China? HELL NO! GerIta and RoChu FTW!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I-Italy, breaking hearts? WHAT ARE YOU ON? XD I’d laugh and wonder how the hell that’s possible.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I'd be like, “…Japan is staring at me. What the fu-?”

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Romano. “Yes, that’s true. You will never get a girlfriend. Now go over to Spain’s place and ask him on a date. Pronto.”

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?


1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?

Lithuania. SURE! Lithuanian music is epic~ (Well, actually, I’ve only heard ‘Lietuva’ by Wika XD)

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?


Romano’s thoughts: “Oh my god! Why is he emo? N-Not that I care, of course. It’s not l-like I like him, or CARE about him o-or anything… SHUT THE HELL UP!”

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Greece. He’d stay there until he got fired for sleeping on the job.

3 told 6 he started his period. His reaction?

Poland (Why does this not surprise me? XD). Italy would go up to Germany and be like, “Doitsu, what’s a ‘period’?”

And Germany would be like ಠ_ಠ "Y U KNOW ABOUT THIS?!"

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Why?

Sealand slaps Russia with a fish for going out with… J-Japan? "RUSSIA-SAN, YOU DATING JAPAN-SAN IS TOTAL RUBBISH! WHY ARE YOU SO DAFT?!” (Sealand talking in British is awesome. ‘Cause we all know British is another language XD)

5 comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

ૅ.ે “China…. Don’t. Just don’t. You hang out with Poland too much.”

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Italy cusses Spain out in German? a) Italy…cussing? b) Germany wouldn’t cuss in front of Italy, so who taught him to? c) Why would he cuss out his older brother? d) Poland: “This is, like, soooo totes going on YouTube.”

7 got high.

Japan doesn’t do that. “Hey man, wanna try some pot…?”

“All of my answers are no.”


9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

If Lithuania spilled soda on Russia, he’d be dead. Automatically.

“What did you just do…?!”


10 starts working at a bar. What would you do?

Greece working in a bar? ...I’m not old enough to go into bars….

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. How do you react?


1 breaks up with you. Why did he break up with you?


Probably ‘cause Poland flipped out. It would go like this: “Oh my gosh, Liet! She’s, like, a total bitch! DATE ME INSTEAD!~”

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond?


3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

Poland and drugs? XD Videotape every hilarious moment of it!

4 kissed 8, what's your reaction?

-Headwalls like China- NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

Italy? (Also, I have a boyfriend? XD)


7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him?

Japan. An anime convention XD

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring?


“Hola! Me llamo Skittles. Y tu?”

“…What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

Russia. “Oh God, Russia. WHY?!”

10 hates you. Why?

Greece. I stole his cats.

1. Let's Play a Game » reviews
Three kids. Four trolls. Doomed timelines, alternate selves, danger and death at every turn. How will Ally manage to lead her friends to victory - especially when she knows she won't live long enough to do it? *OC warning, rated for language and violence*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-30-12 - Published: 3-29-12
2. Peru's Letters to the World » reviews
Due to Spain bugging her about being anti-social, Peru decided to write some letters. Please send some in! You can be an OC, yourself, or a Canon character. If there are two versions of one OC, that's fine! T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-9-11 - Published: 12-3-11
3. The Pocky Game » reviews
Series of pairing one-shots. Will be updated whenever I get a new idea. I WILL TAKE REQUESTS, I GUESS. T for language. I'M PARANOID. Newest: America/England Coming Soon: Greece/Japan Sorry for the delay, my internet decided to die
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-3-11 - Published: 9-13-11 - N. Italy & Germany
4. Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance reviews
A onesided Belarus/Russia fic. Based on Vocaloid song. Rated for violence and slight cussing. WARNING: Character death, blood, creepiness, AU. R and R highly appreciated - I've never written an M rated fic before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-11 - Belarus & Russia
5. IZ: Unexpected! STOPPED » reviews
I'm not gonna do this story anymore, guys. I'm sorry, but I'm over Invader Zim. I'll keep it on the site, though.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,055 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-1-11 - Published: 12-22-10
6. It Doesn't Matter to Me reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-11 - N. Italy & Holy Roman Empire - Complete
7. Sues Are Bad News reviews
A parody of Mary-Sues. I don't own anyone in this but Cala, PEZ and *sadly* Kim. Kim will never be a real character of mine. Only a joke. This is really short, by the way. Flames of encouraged!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-14-11 - Dib & Dwicky - Complete
8. Hunger Games Interview reviews
One-shot. Peeta and Katniss are invited to an interview. But it all goes horribly wrong. Implied KatnissxPeeta. Oc's are in it, too.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-10 - Katniss E. & Peeta M. - Complete
9. Warriors: The Stupidest Story Ever » reviews
Blacktalon gets free credit cards from a mysterious voice. When she and her friends go to redeem them at Gamestop, it turns out the cards are fake! They go on a magic journey to find out: Who is the voice? *Contains OCS* Will update when I have 2 review.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-10