Card: Gorz the Emissary of Darkness

Look at this guy and tell me he's not sexy. You can't do it. While he is not like, "oh wow he's so Hot I can't Take it" Sexy, there are definite Energies here. Hes got no sleeves and he's done up in that black leather (or armor idk) reserved for Classique TM yugioh cards. and the Fingerless Gloves............ doesn't get better than that. Gorz is like your friend that's also sexy and you hang out but sometimes you're just like, Wow, Damn He Is Good Looking.

Personal Rating: 7/10

Card: Tri-brigade Shuraig the Ominous Omen

Okay this card is so sexy that I just saw him for the first time 2 days ago and he inspired me to make this page. I dont play Tri-Brigades and I don't know anything about them. but Shuraig individually? everything abt him is peak. outfit, pose, attitude. everything. only reason he isnt a 10 is bc idk if i could Connect with him emotionally. he seems very closed off. let me know the shuraig Behind the mask... open your heart to me

Personal Rating: 9/10

Card: Dark Magician Girl

this one is hard because i feel like i have to rate dmg on multiple different levels. dark magician girl is not a card i can rank shallowly just on her looks alone. because honesytly just by looks she is not really sexy but she is very cute. but she has a history of being a very sexy yugioh card (by proxy of other peopls opinions) and theyre sort of right but for the wrong reasons. shes sexy in the way i wish i Was her. and yes we all had a crush on her, its ok

Personal Rating: 6.2/10

Card: Dark Magician Girl (Lost Art)

WOAHHHH mama okay ma'am if your listening: i love you. i want you so bad. i didnt buy you last year because i didnt know abt it until you were already sold out and selling for 70 dollars online. lost art dark magician girl i will treat you right. i love this art of her so much shes so bright and colorful. i am begging to have a release order so i don't miss her again. ill hold my local game store hostage if thats what it takes

Personal Rating: 9/10

Card: Dark Magician

sir .... another nostalgia bait card but its called bait because it works. dark magician was so hype and hes still pretty hype tbh. hes yugis favorite card and u see him all the time in the show so what are you gonna do,, NOT like him?? ok looks wise he might not hold up so well but i still like his funky tubular (i.e. meaning reminiscent of tubes and not radical) outfit and fun hat. his silent and stoic demeanor is pretty sexy if your into that.

Personal Rating: 5.5/10 (IF IM BEING HONEST SORRY KING)

Card: Dark Magician of Chaos


Card: Enemy Controller

Activate 1 of these effects.

●Target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; change that target's battle position.

●Tribute 1 monster, then target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; take control of that target until the End Phase.

Personal Rating: 10/10

Card: Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin

LET me begin by saying, i never imagined the day i would be putting caked up dolphin man on this page. i dont even think i think hes that sexy. hes sexy in like a funny way. this is something that sneaks up on you. he shows up for the first time and you laugh. hes a dolphin with a fat ass and for What. but the more you laugh and make the same joke sooner or later youre gonna wanna smack his ass for Real. congrats. you played yourself

Personal Rating: 5/10

Card: Elemental HERO Burstinatrix (JP)


I genuinely like her. shes rlly hot (no pun intended) and idk she just hits right with me. i had only ever seen the english version of her card and her appearance in the dub anime so let me tell you when i saw her WHOLE boobies out in the sub i was not prepared. she looks really good in both versions but. houhgh,, bare hip O_O

Personal Rating: 9/10

Card: Evil Eye Repose

I just found out about these cards a couple of days ago and im not gonna lie i thought about playing them just because of this snack right here. the actual guy is serziel, watcher of the evil eye but this pic of him right here is sexier... its the Attitude TM... idk something about it just rlly works for me. but i guess thats because i like evil twinks and this card is rlly working that angle. he looks like a bitch and i luv that

Personal Rating: 6.7/10

Card: Performapal Skullcrobat Joker


I lov this guy so much. Hes just a cute clown!!!!! i want him to be my best friend. hes sexy in a friendly cartoon way. i lov his dumb shoes and fluffy hair. hes just happy to be here. also hes so sexy that he was banned in the card game for a couple years so you know hes a freak O_O

Personal Rating: 7/10

Card: Magikey Blaster - Batosbuster

another archetype that i want to try just bc i think the guy is cute lol.......... similar to above hes not necessarily 'sexy' but i think hes very cute and want to be friends with him, its cool because he is in a lot of the card artworks, like for example this one where he has a BADASS GATLING GUN!!! which is pretty epic of him, hes just this guy who also has a magic gun and can summon dragons and stuff. i like his hairstyle. hes very sweet :)

Personal Rating: 5/10