this is a list of the sexiest yugioh cards, its not all of them but every card on this list is 100% sexy, its not my opinion its empirical fact,. maybe you dont like it but thats how it is.
this is a list of the sexiest yugioh cards, its not all of them but every card on this list is 100% sexy, its not my opinion its empirical fact,. maybe you dont like it but thats how it is.
Card: Gorz the Emissary of Darkness
Look at this guy and tell me he's not sexy. You can't do it. While he is not like,
"oh wow he's so Hot I can't Take it" Sexy, there are definite Energies here. Hes got no
sleeves and he's done up in that black leather (or armor idk) reserved for Classique TM
yugioh cards. and the Fingerless Gloves............ doesn't get better than that. Gorz is
like your friend that's also sexy and you hang out but sometimes you're just like, Wow, Damn
He Is Good Looking.
Personal Rating: 7/10
Card: Tri-brigade Shuraig the Ominous Omen
Okay this card is so sexy that I just saw him for the first time 2 days ago and he
inspired me to make this page. I dont play Tri-Brigades and I don't know anything about
them. but Shuraig individually? everything abt him is peak. outfit, pose, attitude. everything. only reason he isnt a 10
is bc idk if i could Connect with him emotionally. he seems very closed off. let me know the shuraig Behind the mask... open
your heart to me
Personal Rating: 9/10
Card: Dark Magician Girl
this one is hard because
i feel like i have to rate dmg on multiple different levels. dark
magician girl is not a card i can rank shallowly just on her looks
alone. because honesytly just by looks she is not really sexy but
she is very cute. but she has a history of being a very sexy yugioh
card (by proxy of other peopls opinions) and theyre sort of right
but for the wrong reasons. shes sexy in the way i wish i Was her.
and yes we all had a crush on her, its ok
Personal Rating: 6.2/10
Card: Dark Magician Girl (Lost Art)
WOAHHHH mama okay ma'am if your listening: i love you. i want you so
bad. i didnt buy you last year because i didnt know abt it until you
were already sold out and selling for 70 dollars online. lost art
dark magician girl i will treat you right. i love this art of her so
much shes so bright and colorful. i am begging to have a release
order so i don't miss her again. ill hold my local game store
hostage if thats what it takes
Personal Rating: 9/10
Card: Dark Magician
sir .... another nostalgia bait card but its called bait because
it works. dark magician was so hype and hes still pretty hype tbh.
hes yugis favorite card and u see him all the time in the show so
what are you gonna do,, NOT like him?? ok looks wise he might not
hold up so well but i still like his funky tubular (i.e. meaning
reminiscent of tubes and not radical) outfit and fun hat. his silent
and stoic demeanor is pretty sexy if your into that.
Personal Rating: 5.5/10 (IF IM BEING HONEST SORRY KING)
Card: Dark Magician of Chaos
10/10
Card: Enemy Controller
Activate 1 of these effects.
●Target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; change that target's battle position.
●Tribute 1 monster, then target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; take control of that target until the End Phase.
Personal Rating: 10/10
Card: Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin
LET me begin by saying, i never imagined the day i would be putting
caked up dolphin man on this page. i dont even think i think hes
that sexy. hes sexy in like a funny way. this is something that
sneaks up on you. he shows up for the first time and you laugh. hes
a dolphin with a fat ass and for What. but the more you laugh and
make the same joke sooner or later youre gonna wanna smack his ass
for Real. congrats. you played yourself
Personal Rating: 5/10
Card: Elemental HERO Burstinatrix
(JP)
MA'AAAAAAAAAAM
I genuinely like her. shes rlly hot (no pun intended) and idk she
just hits right with me. i had only ever seen the english version of
her card and her appearance in the dub anime so let me tell you when
i saw her WHOLE boobies out in the sub i was not prepared. she looks
really good in both versions but. houhgh,, bare hip O_O
Personal Rating: 9/10
Card: Evil Eye Repose
I just found out about these cards a couple of days ago
and im not gonna lie i thought about playing them just because of
this snack right here. the actual guy is serziel, watcher of the
evil eye but this pic of him right here is sexier... its the
Attitude TM... idk something about it just rlly works for me. but i
guess thats because i like evil twinks and this card is rlly working
that angle. he looks like a bitch and i luv that
Personal Rating: 6.7/10
Card: Performapal Skullcrobat Joker
THIS GUY IS SOOOOO CUTE FR
I lov this guy so much. Hes just a cute clown!!!!! i want him to be
my best friend. hes sexy in a friendly cartoon way. i lov his dumb
shoes and fluffy hair. hes just happy to be here. also hes so sexy
that he was banned in the card game for a couple years so you know
hes a freak O_O
Personal Rating: 7/10
Card: Magikey Blaster - Batosbuster
another archetype that i want to try just bc i think the guy is cute
lol.......... similar to above hes not necessarily 'sexy' but i
think hes very cute and want to be friends with him, its cool
because he is in a lot of the card artworks, like for example this
one where he has a BADASS GATLING GUN!!! which is pretty epic of him,
hes just this guy who also has a magic gun and can summon dragons
and stuff. i like his hairstyle. hes very sweet :)
Personal Rating: 5/10
