YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO VETRIX COUCH
Let me start this page off by saying that my sense of humor is
completely and utterly broken beyond repair; otherwise, there is no
feasible reason why I should find this concept so funny. There is no
joke here. There is nothing inherently comedic about it. But
somehow, for some reason God only knows, there exists a completely
innocuous set of images from episodes 61 and 62 of Yugioh Zexal that
make me absolutely fucking lose my shit.
(above
meme courtesy of plasticdino)
I am talking, of course, about the scenes where Vetrix is sitting on
a couch. Again, stay with me here. There's no inside joke about this
in the show or anything. It's not like anything is important or
special about him being on a couch. There's no gags from other
characters. There is nothing about these scenes that make them any
different than any other scene in the show. But they're fucking
hilarious to me. Like, 'they send me to the verge of tears because
I'm laughing so hard' level of hilarious.
For some reason, Yugioh has a history of weirdly framed shots of
characters and furniture. Don't ask me why; I don't presume to know
what goes on in the minds of those working at Studio Gallop. But
there's a very real trend of 'Yugioh home decor syndrome'
(classification pending) where rooms are enormous and completely
devoid of any furniture except for a bed in the middle. All this
goes to show is that, yes, okay, sometimes they cut corners, or they
don't bother spending much time on non-essential, non-action shots.
I totally get that. I don't begrudge them for it.
Jack Atlas bed - spiritual precursor to Vetrix couch?
But this particular instance is special. There is an air of inherent
hilarity to it. I first saw this image well before I even started
watching Zexal. I was trying to learn more about the character in
question because I thought his design was really cool. This showed
up in Google images amidst renders from games, fanart, and other
screenshots. I was like... "Haha, he's tiny." I continued on my way.
The OG frame that started it all
However, that would not be the end of it. Not by a long shot. I kept
thinking about Zexal while I debated if I should watch it out of
order, and every time I thought about it for long enough, I
remembered this picture. It's just goofy. It's funny. Not laugh out
loud funny, but you know, like, it's this evil scary guy and he's
just sitting on this couch that's too big for him. So every time I
thought about Zexal I remembered this picture, and I would think,
'That was pretty funny,' and I would look for it again.
Well, evidently this was not enough for me. I decided it was funny
enough that I should keep it on hand. Why? Fuck if I know, dude. I
eventually decided I could put it on my funny pictures page. So I
saved it in my Discord messages, which is where I keep things I'm
saving for later, and there it languished for two whole months for
no reason, because it still has not made its way onto my funny
pictures page yet. I guess technically I can delete it from Discord
once I post this page and I have it saved to my website. I can just
open up this page instead when I have the urge to see him sitting on
a couch, which is shockingly often for reasons I cannot comprehend.
Okay, on that note: why the FUCK is this image so funny to me?
What is it about a cartoon character sitting on a couch that
fills me with such absurd joy? I do have some thoughts on the
matter. Let me run through these real quick for you.
1.) Vetrix as a character is inherently funny.
He is. He undeniably is. There's something about his design that
is so absolutely perfect. Like, you know those villains that you
just want to punch right in the face? Well, this is a villain
that I want to punt directly into the stratosphere. Look at how
fucking tiny he is. What is he going to do about it?
Semi-related, I found a height sheet comparing him to other
characters, and just about nearly lost it again.
Vetrix is a genuine force of chaos and unadulterated evil, and to
see him just fuckin chilling out on this random couch - not even in
his secret evil lair, just some normal room - is so out of place.
It's really, really funny. On that note -
2.) The image composition is inherently funny.
WHY call attention to how tiny he is? Why make him sit on a couch
that's way too big for him instead of giving him a chair that fits
him? He spends most of the series either in a cool looking throne or
floating above people, so it's not very often that his height is
called into question, aside from the scenes where you can obviously
tell he's shorter than everyone else. There is one scene where they
emphasize how young he looks and mention how creepy he is, but
that's about it. But at the point in the series where this image
occurs, he is a legitimate threat, and legitimately scary. To
suddenly toss him out of his abandoned mausoleum hideout into a
random brightly lit room and throw him on this comically large couch
is just SO FUNNY AND FOR WHAT!!!
And - let me add this here - I was informed before I watched this
episode that not only is he sitting on this stupidly big couch, THEY
DONT EVEN KEEP IT CONSISTENT. Because here he is in chilling on the
couch in another scene just minutes later:
WHAT GIVES?!?! In the other picture he was half this size. His head
didn't even come close to the top of the couch. His legs didn't even
get to the edge. And now you're telling me he can sit like this and
his feet almost touch the floor? I guess technically maybe he could
have just scooted closer to the edge, but either way, the sudden
drastic change in size is ANOTHER LAYER of comedy.
3.)
The context of the scene makes it funny.
This takes place at the same time as a REALLY serious fight. Vetrix
is sitting on this couch because he's watching Shark, who he's mind
controlling, duel Yuma, and is gaslighting Shark and encouraging him
to beat the shit out of Yuma so he can go commit murder. (This is a
fun show for kids by the way.) This is a big turning point that's
gearing up for the final battle in the season, and is very much not
funny. And yet... they paired it with Vetrix couch.
He continues saying and doing creepy evil shit like he always does,
but he's just engulfed in this huge couch while he does so. It's
just so dumb. It takes you out of the scene when it cuts to him on
this stupid leather couch. And the fact that they thought this
juxtaposition would work is what makes it funny. He's still a freak
but you cannot take him seriously in this setting. Even his
mannerisms that are intended to be childlike and off-putting don't
quite land like they usually do. I kept cracking up every time they
cut back to him and it got in the way of my #hashtag immersion.
The little leg kicks just about slayed
me im not going to lie I was this close to busting out laughing
Don't stand on the fucking couch I
guarantee he's yelled at his kids for doing this before
Conclusion
I started writing this at 3:30 in the morning because I couldn't
sleep and I almost started cry laughing at this Discord message from
my friend:
Literally the funniest god damn thing on Earth to me. I cannot stand
it. If you read this whole thing: why? And also, sorry. To make it
up to you, take these 88x31 buttons I made for some fucking reason.
Use them wisely and just know that if I ever see them on your
website I will keel over laughing and maybe die.
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